Jade Egg Alchemy
The Art of Transforming Pleasure into Power going beyond jade egg mastery from the creatrix of the modern feminine jade egg practice
You’ve Got the Egg.
Now Let’s Unlock Her Alchemy.
An 8-week LIVE advanced Jade Egg experience for women ready to practice deeper, feel more, and return home to the body’s sacred truth.
Begins Sunday, Sept 21 at 9 AM Pacific
You’ve practiced. You’ve healed. You’ve softened and strengthened your inner terrain.
But lately, there’s a whisper… "I want more."
"I’m ready for the deeper magic."
"I want to feel everything."
You don’t need another performance of power. You’re ready for embodied mastery.
THIS IS THE MOMENT
For the first time since 2020, Dr. Saida is offering an Advanced Jade Egg LIVE circle. This sacred, 8-week real-time experience is for women who’ve done the foundational work — and are now ready to enter the deeper chambers of their erotic body.
If you’ve looked at leading influencers and thought “too much,”
If you’ve seen the surfboard lifting, but wondered if it was “safe”
If you’ve been devoted to the foundations, yet wonder “what else is there?”
Then this is your space. This is your pace. This is your path.
This Is For You If…
You’ve completed Jade Egg Essentials, Mastery or Awakening The Sensual Woman
You want to feel more — not just know more
You’re ready for LIVE, full-body embodiment
You crave sacred community and a shame-free space
This Is Not For You If…
You’ve never practiced with a Jade Egg
You want replays or self-paced study
You can’t commit to all 8 sessions
You’re seeking external validation or performance
What to Expect
Begins Sunday, Sept 21 at 9 AM Pacific
Live
Practice
8 weekly 90-minute LIVE Zoom circles (no replays)
Guided
Practice
Deep guided practice with Dr. Saida
Sacred
Space
Sacred space for breath, sound, movement, and integration
Community
Thread
Optional community thread for gentle sharing
What’s Different About Alchemy?
There’s a lot of noise in the jade/yoni egg world.
Big promises. Bigger performances.
And practices that — while well-intentioned — can be too much, too fast, or simply not trauma-informed.
If you’ve tried other methods and walked away feeling numb, shut down, or like you had to perform pleasure instead of feel it…
There’s a reason.
Here, we don’t push.
We attune.
We don’t override.
We listen.
This is about inner intimacy — not external achievement.
Your yoni is not a circus act.
She’s a temple. A healer. A wild wise force of nature.
And she deserves to be treated that way.
Your Investment
Early Bird Discount: $200
(until Sept 1 with code EARLYBIRD)
After September 1 $997
One-Payment
$997
Two-Payments
$550
Payments scheduled 30-days apart
(Includes Convenience Fee)
Three-Payments
$365
Payments scheduled 14-days apart
(Includes Convenience Fee)
Six-Payments
$180
Payments scheduled 7-days apart
(Includes Convenience Fee)
Early Bird pricing ends at midnight Sept 1.
Regular price resumes after that.
New to Jade Egg Practice?
We’ve Got You Covered.
You don’t need years of jade egg experience to join Jade Egg Alchemy — but you do need the right foundation.
That’s why we’ve created two special bundles to get you fully ready before our first advanced session.
Early Bird pricing ends at midnight Sept 1.
Regular price resumes after that.
The Streamlined Bundle — $1,144
(Includes Jade Egg Essentials + Jade Egg Alchemy)
Perfect if you’re brand new to jade egg practice.
Step 1: Start with Jade Egg Essentials — the complete, gentle introduction to awaken your connection, learn correct technique, and keep your practice safe and powerful.
Step 2: Step confidently into Jade Egg Alchemy for the advanced work.
EARLYBIRD Price: $944 (save $200 when you enroll before September 1)
The Deluxe Bundle — $1,394
(Includes Jade Egg Mastery + Jade Egg Alchemy)
Ideal if you want to go all in on your jade egg journey.
Step 1: Master your foundation with Jade Egg Mastery, expanding range, confidence, and sensation.
Step 2: Deepen into Jade Egg Alchemy for the rare, advanced practices that take your body and pleasure to new dimensions.
EARLYBIRD Price: $1,194 (save $200 when you enroll before September 1)
Both bundles include:
✅ Lifetime access to your foundation course (Essentials or Mastery)
✅ Weekly reminder emails to help you prepare before Alchemy begins
✅ A supportive community of women walking the path with you
💡 Choose the bundle that matches where you are now, and you’ll be ready for every moment of Jade Egg Alchemy.
Frequently Asked Questions
Still have questions? Your body already knows the answer. And here’s some support for your mind…
What’s the difference between this and Jade Egg Essentials or Mastery?
If Jade Egg Essentials gave you the foundation… and Mastery helped you refine it… Advanced Jade Egg LIVE is where you get to play with the sacred fire.
This isn’t about technique — it’s about alchemy. You’ll be working with sensation, eros, subtle attunement, and advanced practices that require presence, trust, and devotion.
I haven’t practiced in a while. Can I still join?
Yes — if you’ve completed Jade Egg Essentials or Mastery, you are welcome. And if it’s been a while? We’ll send you a “Return to Practice” prep series so you feel grounded and reconnected by the time we begin. Your readiness is not about perfection — it’s about desire.
What do you mean by “advanced”?
Advanced doesn’t mean extreme. It means refined, intentional, embodied.
These practices go deeper into sensation mapping, inner alchemy, and pleasure-based healing. You’ll be invited to expand — without overriding your boundaries.
Do I need to be on every call live?
Yes — this is a LIVE-ONLY event.
We gather in real time to co-create the field. There will be no replays, so your presence matters. Can’t make one week? You’ll still receive the structure to continue the practice on your own.
What if I’m menstruating, traveling, or recovering from surgery?
You never have to insert the egg to participate. This is about your relationship with your body — not performance. Every session is invitational, and you’ll be guided to honor your own rhythm, always.
Will this help with low libido / emotional shutdown / numbness?
Yes — this work is deeply supportive for reawakening sensation, pleasure, and trust in your body. While it’s not a “quick fix,” these practices are profoundly regulating for your nervous system and restorative for your erotic vitality.
Is this Taoist? Tantric? Scientific?
It’s body-based feminine alchemy, rooted in clinical research, transpersonal psychology, and decades of embodied practice. Dr. Saida draws from Taoist wisdom, neuroscience, trauma resolution, and your body’s own language of pleasure.
Is there 1-on-1 support?
This is a group experience, but there will be space for reflections, sharing, and questions.
You’ll feel seen and supported — not just taught. If deeper support is needed, private coaching through a VIP option may be available separately.
I’ve trained with Layla Martin, Kim Anami or another teacher. Is this different?
If those approaches left you curious but not quite full — this experience is your next yes.
It’s quieter, deeper, and more real. This isn’t about performance. It’s about cellular transformation and sacred presence in your sensual body.
Dr. Saida’s method is clinically proven & has been reviewed to be trauma transcendent (supporting individuals to move from trauma to thriving).
Dr. Saida still insists you orient yourself to her foundational Jade Egg work as it is a required building block to the more advanced practices. We have a special offer for those who wish to do the deep dive.
What’s the refund policy?
There isn’t one. This is an act of dedication to yourself, full stop. You’re either all in or not.
What if I live in Australia, New Zealand, Bali or Asia? 9am Pacific is 2am Melbourne time.
If we have 20+ women from Australia/New Zealand/Bali/Asia, we will add a second practice time, which will be Sunday evening (6pm Melbourne time).